BRIAN

for the record, my name is not brain.

im a little hungover right now. when that happens i tend to think about things more while im doing them. like when i was in the bathroom before i found what i was doing to be very strange. also to see myself type right now is perplexing. also the fact that i have an itch on my neck. right now im looking at a brick colored sharpee next to a bic pen. bic also makes lighters and razors.

does bic make anything that you cannot fully grasp with a single hand?