ALONE AT THE STORE

today two people came into the furniture store.

one asked if she could take a chair out of the store and put it into her house, to see how it would look.

i said no way you stupid f-cking dumb ass bitch c-nt rag farthole

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spam

So like everyone i get a lot of spam. a lot of it is from hot babe bots who want to send me their nude pics. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then theres the kind that is one unrelated sentence after another under an ad for viagra. Here is a good portion of today's:

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the ludicrous. Et le camion continuait sa route victorieuse.
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The doctor's carriage nearly turned over. One day soon everyone will
say I was the greatest musician in the world. Select services to be monitored Collect performance and control-flow information View the gathered statistics. Now this, sire, is the Scapula of Hygiene.

Absolute nonsense. But I looked up the first sentence. Its from some sort scifi novel called Steel Beach whose firse line is "In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman.

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I LIKE THIS RESULT

i really do just like it, for some reason.


Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze 53% Dr. Doom 52% Poison Ivy 45% Mystique 44% Venom 42% Green Goblin 40% The Joker 37% Riddler 37% Two-Face 36% Lex Luthor 34% Catwoman 32% Dark Phoenix 31% Magneto 25% Apocalypse 24% Kingpin 13% Juggernaut 12%

You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.

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2 things

first here is a message from this robot guy

so i took that test that mike took. and while i am overwhelmingly the joker, i also am more apocalypse than he is, so dont know what to make of this.

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 70% Mr. Freeze 65% Venom 59% Apocalypse 58% Magneto 57% Dark Phoenix 55% Dr. Doom 55% Green Goblin 54% Poison Ivy 54% Mystique 54% Kingpin 52% Lex Luthor 49% Catwoman 48% Juggernaut 46% Riddler 44% Two-Face 38%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

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OBVIOUSLY

Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Apocalypse 54% Dr. Doom 51% Lex Luthor 49% Poison Ivy 49% The Joker 47% Magneto 46% Riddler 44% Mr. Freeze 43% Kingpin 37% Dark Phoenix 37% Juggernaut 36% Mystique 36% Venom 33% Catwoman 32% Green Goblin 32% Two-Face 12%

You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

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AV PD

We're about to watch this. Does anyone have any memories about this movie ? I think the first time i saw it i was on a date with girl in the second grade. that's pretty fucked up.