spam

So like everyone i get a lot of spam. a lot of it is from hot babe bots who want to send me their nude pics. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then theres the kind that is one unrelated sentence after another under an ad for viagra. Here is a good portion of today's:

David's already avuncular expression became so benign it bordered on
the ludicrous. Et le camion continuait sa route victorieuse.
NULL (undef) if not applicable to data source. Filters that implement
the IQueueCommand interface directly use this class.
PltInstallFile Purpose Copies the specified file into the specified
user's handheld-install directory and updates the configuration
entries to inform HotSync Manager that there is a file to install.
This was a resort hotel, by the beach, on the outskirts of New York City.
The doctor's carriage nearly turned over. One day soon everyone will
say I was the greatest musician in the world. Select services to be monitored Collect performance and control-flow information View the gathered statistics. Now this, sire, is the Scapula of Hygiene.

Absolute nonsense. But I looked up the first sentence. Its from some sort scifi novel called Steel Beach whose firse line is "In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman.